7 Day Motivational Thread Starting 10/31/11
11-04-2011, 03:06 AM
#172
FitDay Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 516
wait, why are you putting me on the spot? I don't know lets see what I can think up.
1. 1200 calories or fewer daily. You'll get big and fat, and your hubby will trade you in for two 20's
2. 3 sports bottles of water daily. You'll get dehydrated and wrinkled
3. Exercise 3 times. Your muscle will deflate and your skin will sag
4. Take all vitamins and supplements daily. You'll become tired, lethargic and your bones will become brittle
5. Log everything. You'll slowly ween yourself off of FitDay and lose all your true friends
6. Do shoulder exercises daily. Your shoulders will rotate in and forward and your back will become hunched
7. Plant bulbs. You'll stand in your bare yard all hunched back, with no friends, wrinkled/saggy shin, broken bones, single with no flowers to brighter your otherwise miserable day.
8. Finish competency eval. You'll become temporarily laid off and you'll be broke and will be forced to live off of 29% apr credit cards to afford to buy food for you and your 73 cats
9. Begin parental fitness eval. You'll now be unemployed for real. Your house will be foreclosed, you end up living under a bridge. By now your credit cards will be maxed and your cats will get so hungry that they'll eat your face as you try to sleep.
10. Choose new credit card (research it!). You'll have to take what you can get.
Besides that, everything will be fine... for the rest of us.
1. 1200 calories or fewer daily. You'll get big and fat, and your hubby will trade you in for two 20's
2. 3 sports bottles of water daily. You'll get dehydrated and wrinkled
3. Exercise 3 times. Your muscle will deflate and your skin will sag
4. Take all vitamins and supplements daily. You'll become tired, lethargic and your bones will become brittle
5. Log everything. You'll slowly ween yourself off of FitDay and lose all your true friends
6. Do shoulder exercises daily. Your shoulders will rotate in and forward and your back will become hunched
7. Plant bulbs. You'll stand in your bare yard all hunched back, with no friends, wrinkled/saggy shin, broken bones, single with no flowers to brighter your otherwise miserable day.
8. Finish competency eval. You'll become temporarily laid off and you'll be broke and will be forced to live off of 29% apr credit cards to afford to buy food for you and your 73 cats
9. Begin parental fitness eval. You'll now be unemployed for real. Your house will be foreclosed, you end up living under a bridge. By now your credit cards will be maxed and your cats will get so hungry that they'll eat your face as you try to sleep.
10. Choose new credit card (research it!). You'll have to take what you can get.
Besides that, everything will be fine... for the rest of us.
11-04-2011, 04:12 AM
#174
FitDay Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 2,269
It's a sad little life. Poor Cassie... Hey that's not gonna happen!!! We know her better than that!!! That's all some nightmare scenario. Whew!!!
See I just thought she wanted him to set up some consequences. Still I was wondering why she was asking Mike for retribution. I thought he'd make her do a P90X or something INSANE like that ( Get it? like Insanity.)
See I just thought she wanted him to set up some consequences. Still I was wondering why she was asking Mike for retribution. I thought he'd make her do a P90X or something INSANE like that ( Get it? like Insanity.)
Last edited by canary52; 11-04-2011 at 04:19 AM.
11-04-2011, 04:24 AM
#175
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Slidell, Louisiana
Posts: 8,232
I'm sorry ladies, I didn't mean to depress y'all. Poor Cassie is right. She'll be know around town as the crazy 'ole lady that lived under the bridge with all her cats. Just joking Cassie, you know we love ya.
Cassie you can do this! Woooowhoooo!
11-04-2011, 04:56 AM
#177
FitDay Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 2,269
Besides the crazy old lady who lives under the bridge with all her cats would probably be me.
BTW Quinn, that desciption of the overdressing incident had me ROTFL. And also strangely made me feel better about being so poorly dressed that the Maitre D' did not even want to serve me!!!
BTW Quinn, that desciption of the overdressing incident had me ROTFL. And also strangely made me feel better about being so poorly dressed that the Maitre D' did not even want to serve me!!!
11-04-2011, 05:06 AM
#178
FitDay Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,688
Besides the crazy old lady who lives under the bridge with all her cats would probably be me.
BTW Quinn, that desciption of the overdressing incident had me ROTFL. And also strangely made me feel better about being so poorly dressed that the Maitre D' did not even want to serve me!!!
BTW Quinn, that desciption of the overdressing incident had me ROTFL. And also strangely made me feel better about being so poorly dressed that the Maitre D' did not even want to serve me!!!
Thanks for the laugh
. Have a nice day.
