Diet Funnies!
02-06-2011 | 01:52 PM
#1
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Diet Funnies!
Funny, bad, whatever one makes you laugh out loud, lets hear them! 
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see whats in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see whats in the bedand go to the refrigerator.
"If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy"
"Touching a skinny person gives them all the calories"
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see whats in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see whats in the bedand go to the refrigerator.
"If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy"
"Touching a skinny person gives them all the calories"
02-07-2011 | 02:47 AM
#3
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 72
From: Lake County Illinois
Smiling and laughing burns extra calories so here is my contribution......
A diet is a weigh of life.
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping ... snacks and desert.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone
Keep on smiling and focusing and working your plan! Rock on everyone!
A diet is a weigh of life.
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping ... snacks and desert.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone
Keep on smiling and focusing and working your plan! Rock on everyone!
02-28-2011 | 10:19 AM
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Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 18
Good grief, look how smart I am!
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”
Must be where “Smart Ass” came from
!
****So funny I couldn't pass it up!
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”
Must be where “Smart Ass” came from
!****So funny I couldn't pass it up!
