Lose those thunder thighs forever!!!!
Take advantage of this special offer, lasting only till the end of the year. Have your leg (or both) surgically removed at our clinic, quickly and effectively. You will get slim, lightweight prostethic ones, you can select from 7 skin shades and 8 basic foot sizes. If you decide to sort out BOTH legs before the end of the year, you will get a 20% discount, so don't wait! Just imagine, you will be instantly 80lb or more lighter, you will ALWAYS fit in your favourite jeans, and never ever put an ounce of weight on your thighs again!!!!
well it isn't exactly a diet, it's more like a weight loss method, and I sincerely apologise to anyone who might be offended