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01-29-2012, 12:03 PM
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Posted By almeeker

You my friend need a big stegosaurus/Kujo of a...

You my friend need a big stegosaurus/Kujo of a dog to take with you. No wonder you can't sleep at night.
01-29-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Dang, and here I was pulling out all my old...

Dang, and here I was pulling out all my old 'tards & stuff.
01-29-2012, 09:35 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

No he's not a "Fabio", more like "Ferrigno"...

No he's not a "Fabio", more like "Ferrigno" compacted down to Danny Davito size, he's short, tight and compact, nothing but muscle from shoulder to hock (also not particularly easy on the eye). ...
01-29-2012, 09:03 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

That stuff is DISGUSTING!!! And I'm a fat chick,...

That stuff is DISGUSTING!!! And I'm a fat chick, who will eat darn near anything. They were passing out samples of it at Sam's Club, and no lie I took one lick and was literally face down over the...
01-29-2012, 02:25 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

You people are insanely chatty this week. I'm...

You people are insanely chatty this week. I'm off for one day and have to read like 12-14 pages to catch up. Bah, DH is in the other room hollering "Are you done yet", and I'm like "um, no give me...
01-29-2012, 02:13 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Ah yes, but crazy cat ladies are usually very...

Ah yes, but crazy cat ladies are usually very happy. If you want a cat harness for the car, I say get one. Of course after the "kitty cat mani-pedi" I'm not so sure the cat is crazy about all of...
01-29-2012, 02:04 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Oh honey, this is not information you need, just...

Oh honey, this is not information you need, just remain ignorant of the pertinent facts. Trust me.
01-29-2012, 01:59 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

That's what I was thinking too, as you're clearly...

That's what I was thinking too, as you're clearly a red head.
01-29-2012, 01:38 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

All the Spanish I know I learned from Dora the...

All the Spanish I know I learned from Dora the Explorer, not Diego, he talks to fast.
01-29-2012, 01:30 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

That actually depends on the cat. I used to have...

That actually depends on the cat. I used to have two cats, one walked on a leash just like a dog, sniffing stuff and chasing other peoples' cats, etc. He could "heel", "sit", "shake" and "stay" on...
01-29-2012, 01:21 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

If it's that cold, maybe you need to focus on...

If it's that cold, maybe you need to focus on pulling up your big girl long johns, panties aren't going to do the job at all.
01-29-2012, 01:15 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

LOL, sorry dude, but it made me laugh. At least...

LOL, sorry dude, but it made me laugh. At least your pee shoes have your own pee in them, it could have been worse, just ask Tori.
01-27-2012, 11:52 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Honey it's Friday, she threw on her bustier,...

Honey it's Friday, she threw on her bustier, grabbed her whip and is hitting the "Cracker" Barrel, for some fishy dinner, she's gonna beat the waitress into making all kinds of healthy substitutions,...
01-27-2012, 11:41 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Same.

Same.
01-27-2012, 11:39 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

And what do you do for a living?

And what do you do for a living?
01-27-2012, 11:37 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

OMG, ROFLOL, you sister are on fire today. I...

OMG, ROFLOL, you sister are on fire today. I probably do need some carbio-pulmonary resuscitation, because I def had some carbio-plummetation today. It was one of those weird things that sometimes...
01-27-2012, 11:20 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Da-doop, dad-doop, da-shang ga-langa do-da... ...

Da-doop, dad-doop, da-shang ga-langa do-da...

Good grief, making money turns him into Al Yenkovic. At this rate he'll be channeling Hugh Hefner next week and be belting out bad tunes in his...
01-27-2012, 11:05 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Crap, I'm completely out of luck then, my name...

Crap, I'm completely out of luck then, my name starts with an "A".
01-27-2012, 11:03 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Sniff sniff sniff, OMG I'm so happy for you I'm...

Sniff sniff sniff, OMG I'm so happy for you I'm getting choked up here...
01-27-2012, 11:00 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Actually yes I do, only she's not single and she...

Actually yes I do, only she's not single and she speaks fluent English. She'd probably be game to scare adolescents though. The gym teacher that I go on and on about is of Nordic descent, roughly...
01-27-2012, 10:44 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Oh def the eyebrows, waxi or a pluck'em? I'm...

Oh def the eyebrows, waxi or a pluck'em? I'm thinking pluck, or that weird string stuff they do at the mall.



Um, well not to stereotype, but if you want a sexy Italian man that knows hair...
01-27-2012, 10:34 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

Protein I can do, caffeine not so much. I have...

Protein I can do, caffeine not so much. I have to drink the last of it by 10:00am or it's no sleep for me.
01-27-2012, 03:36 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

I'm on the struggle bus with you today mh. Sleep...

I'm on the struggle bus with you today mh. Sleep deprivation is pushing me face down in the carb bucket.
01-27-2012, 03:34 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

She should make a utube video getting her hair...

She should make a utube video getting her hair professionally cut/colored/blow dry by a sexy Italian man.
01-27-2012, 03:32 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 46,484
Posted By almeeker

How about a utube video of him get a frost pink...

How about a utube video of him get a frost pink pedicure from a large single Norwegian woman that speaks no English and thinks he's cute?
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