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Originally Posted by canary52
(Post 28577)
Tamara
1) I'm allergic to milk and 2)jockeys already do use the tapeworm diet. At least they used to. Read Seabiscuit by Laura Hillenbrand if you want to be really grossed out by diet. |
Originally Posted by canary52
(Post 28613)
But don't laugh I think I actually saw a spit out your food diet somewhere. Why is that not surprising?
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Originally Posted by nottango
(Post 28574)
Funny! I always have had in the back of my mind that I'd write a diet book entitled "How to lose weight eating chocolate every day" I'd include some really technical sounding B.S. and sample menus (using salads and fruits and that skinless chicken that's in every diet book) but include a small candy bar. It wouldn't be too hard to do, and I could make millions, esp if I got it published right around January. Anyone want to ghost write it for me?
Little hunks of cellophane-wrapped chocolate fudge the size of a carmel that you ate with a hot beverage--they were supposed to help you lose weight. They kinda disappeared after the discovery of AIDS back in the '80s, I think. |
Oh my gosh Sister Jen and Muna Amin, my uncle's idea does sound like bulimia.
And yes I do remember Ayds and even I who tried just about every diet known to womankind (and drank Tab and Fresca; am I dating myself?) knew that eating a tiny square of chocolate caramel wouldn't help me lose weight. Unless there was something like caffeine or amphetamines or who knows what in it. |
I think peanut butter and pop tarts had the highest % of bug and rodent parts in another article I read. Yuck!
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Originally Posted by vabeachgirlNYC
(Post 28653)
I think peanut butter and pop tarts had the highest % in another article I read. Yuck!
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So does anyone know where I could get my hands on a tapeworm?
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Originally Posted by canary52
(Post 28656)
I'm sorry. Highest percent of what?
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Originally Posted by Lovedogs4ever
(Post 28535)
So lots of company's make millions and millions of dollars on really dumb dieting products, let's make up some and maybe we will make money too!
WARNING! The diet that follows is rather gross so if you are grossed out easily you might not want to read it. :D The Worm Diet "I lost 30 in 4 days without even trying!" Linda "My jeans started feeling looser AS I WAS WEARING THEM!!!" Sue You could be the next person to lose weight with this new, innovative and all natural product! Simply buy a packet of starter capsules for only $24.99! All you have to do is drink a glass of whole milk then swallow one capsule before your breakfast in the morning. Do this for three days and you will be all set! You will lose weight FAST without changing your diet or exercise program in ANY way! So how does it work? Each capsule contains thousands of tapeworm eggs which will eat and digest your food for you! If you eat 30,000 calories a day they will eat almost all of it so your body will only take in about 1,000 calories! It is PROVEN to work! * side effects may include Nausea Weakness Loss of appetite Abdominal pain Diarrhea Seizures Fever Cystic masses or lumps Allergic reactions to the larvae Bacterial infections Neurological symptoms or seizures Your turn! Google Image Result for http://summertomato.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tapeworm-diet.jpg |
Originally Posted by mtlgirl
(Post 28667)
So does anyone know where I could get my hands on a tapeworm?
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