When I go to my New Orleans office I cook all the time. People Laugh b/c we have a toaster over that I'll cook a steak in, and a microwave that I'll cook a sweet potato in. A couple weeks ago I cooked broccoli and cauliflower in the microwave and everyone was walking around thinking that someone farted.

It was so funny. I made it up to them and the next week baked peach cobbler in the toaster over, now the beg me to cook the cobbler every time I go in.
It's funny b/c they always go to a restaurant or fast food joint and I run across the street to the grocery store to grab stuff to cook.
I can see it in the news "man burns down an 18 story building while trying to cook his lunch in the toaster over."