Just for fun - Why do women gain weight?
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
July 3, 2014 - I am in the 98th percentile for a woman my age and height.
August 10, 2014 Lowered my BMI by 1.6
1st Goal - remove an additional 10.2 from my BMI
2nd Goal - remove 5 more from my BMI
3rd Goal - remove 5 more from my BMI