This made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that. =)
In situations like that, I always think I have two (healthy) options:
1. Eat a half or one whole cookie, record it in my food log, and enjoy every bite of it. Ease up on carbs and fats for the rest of the day and perhaps hit the gym for a few extra minutes.
2. Stay far, far away from the cookies. Have a different healthy snack instead, drink plenty of water, chew gum, and don't even think about going near the cookies.
Ultimately, you have the power and the choice, not the cookies! =)