My kids always feeling sick...when it's time to pick up the toy room.
I'll do you one better on that one. My oldest DD automatically starts doing the potty dance the second you ask her to do any work. So she dashes into the bathroom and low and behold FORGETS to do whatever it is you asked her to do.
#1 husband pet peeve. We have been married for nearly 34 years, so I am being nice only mentioning one.
If I use a scented fabric softener he coughs and sputters, refusing to use blankets or sheets. He will shiver through the night because he is cold, but not put scented fabric near his body.
He comes home sweaty, and filthy from the farm. I nearly throw up from the smell that surrounds him, but he only takes a shower if he is going out, which is once a month.
Driving pet peeve - Cyclists on the wrong side of the road and even moreso if they are on the sidewalk.
Society in general - People who get away with crimes, even when they are caught in the act, because they are mentally unstable, but then released to re-offend.
July 3, 2014 - I am in the 98th percentile for a woman my age and height.
August 10, 2014 Lowered my BMI by 1.6
1st Goal - remove an additional 10.2 from my BMI
2nd Goal - remove 5 more from my BMI
3rd Goal - remove 5 more from my BMI
What about people that complain that everyone is in their business? It cracks me up when people complain about others being in their business, then they rush to facebook to let the world know what they are doing.
"Headed to Wal Mart."
"Feel like crap today."
"Just took a big dump."
How about posting "I'm not going to update everything I do every 5 minutes on facebook b/c I'm about to get a life!"
Food: people that talk with food in their mouth, people that smack when they chew or slurp when they drink.
I fine that people that eat with there mouth open and food drops out ..I just want to go over and tell them that I really do not wish to see there food being chewed.
and people that shuffle there feet ..it reminds me of people that are not proud of them self. not sure why but it just does
How about people that wait for the bus, stand there, doing nothing and when the bus finally arrives they don't have their bus pass out. So they are digging in their purse, pockets, backpack or wallet while the rest of us are standing in the cold waiting for them to move out of the darn way!
Also, when it comes to grammer, the biggest one that drives me crazy is people that use "real" instead of "really" i.e. "It's real cold outside" seriously? as opposed to it being "fake" cold outside? I hear news casters do it. So many people. Makes me a little crazy.
How about "I could care less"? Well, if you could care less, that means you care some. I think the phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less". Right?