Week 1 goals:
Less than 1500 calories per day, under 10 000 for the week.
Log all exercise to set a proper goal for week 2
Daily Progress (Tuesday):
2807 Calories (Not quite as bad as I feared but still bad)
1.5 miles walked
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.