Donna, This is Mike. You have been very patient, this has been a long time concern.
Hope, you know that if you attach the scale to the ceiling and hang upside, you'll weight even less than standing on the edge of the fireplace. See... know you know it's really me.
Mike (I guess...)
I'm been having some crazy long in shhhh happen lately. I don't know who chungalunga is but I guess I'll be his/r first post.