Update from Tori, and I quote...
"Bubba please tell the gang that I'm okay. Right now I'm in the corner of the room, in the fetal position, rocking back and forth. My hair is a matted mess. I look like the chick from The Ring. Within my claws, in am clutching a piece of king cake. Anytime someone gets near me, I let out a nasty growl. I'll be back, once I finish this piece."
No, actually what she said was "Do a quick update for me. I can't get wifi to work here, and coverage has been spotty. Tell everyone I'm doing good this week. Will try to update tonight. "
I like my version better though.