I saw a thread on here called "Something my mother said" and it sparked conversation about "Stuff my Mother says." While my mother has said some pretty whacked things to me about weight loss, my boyfriend is even more clueless. I'd like to know what your boyfriends, fiances, spouses, or life partners have said to you.
I'll start us off:
"Your face feels smaller in my hands."
"Maybe soon we can do it standing up."
And my favorite (This one is more cute than clueless, but I had to include it
"There will never be less of you to love; your personality has always been bigger than your ass."