Oh, no! That's too funny/unfunny, Mary! I am always a little bit paranoid about emails and texts.
I can't think of a funny one on this end, but looking forward to reading some others. It helps to make light of it!
"If you drop an egg, you don't say, 'Oh, shoot' and drop the other 11, do you?"
-Source unknown, but obviously brilliant
Reached goal 4/16/2010...but kind of afraid to look these days