I'm afraid I don't agree with the Velveeta thing. I don't have a problem with that on my diet. High fat and calories are good for me. I know that sounds like heresy, or whatever, but there it is. Now the pasta, on the other hand...
I do agree with the M&M's ad, though. For the myriad diets and WOEs that are out there, I just can't think of any that include bags of chocolate covered pretzels.