No. But it occurs to me every time that I take a pork tenderloin out of the freezer that I could probably kill someone with it if I had to.
I can't suck candy canes that long. Always end up biting. Oral fixation and all that.
"If you drop an egg, you don't say, 'Oh, shoot' and drop the other 11, do you?"
-Source unknown, but obviously brilliant
Reached goal 4/16/2010...but kind of afraid to look these days