My bike just broke
I got a bike years ago and used it a lot when I lost loads, but since then it's been in the garage for a couple of years. I used it this evening and it broke. It's probably dead easy to mend but I'm useless at DIY and especially anything mechanical, so I'll have to bin it and get another.
Anyway I got 15 minutes in before it broke and it's a good excuse not to get on the bike for a day or two. I'll have to lift some weights instead.