1 - 3500 calories of exercise this week (This time I really will get it)
M-227, T-37, W-0, Th-1099
2 - Under 2000 calories intake per day
M-1225, T-1988, W-2140, Th-1418
3 - 3 fruit/veg per day
M-2, T-0, W-3, Th-1
4 - Under 40g fat per day
M-10.7, T-71.4, W-50.2, Th-71.6
5 - Lighten up, tell 1 joke per day
M- Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS”:
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endure-Ring
T- What kind of food should you eat to increase your vision?
W- Need exercise? Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga.
Th- Descartes is chilling in the bar drinking after a long day and he runs up quite a tab. The bartender asks him to pay and he replies, "I don't think..." and he vanishes.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.