Goals for the week:
1. Over 2000 calories for the week (I've given up on the 3500 for now)
2. Under 12000 calories for the week
3. Under 280g fat for the week
4. Over 21 fruit/veg for the week
5. 0 alcohol
Well there's a poor start to the week, it can really only get better though.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.